Message in a bottle, world’s tallest hat, and a water gun assault.

Caught red-handed, a mousy side dish, and [don’t] play some Skynyrd.

A PB&J dispute, a dislodged Lego, and a found cannon round.

An “intense bowel movement,” a fat cat, and an underwater cemetery.

A large flea population, that’s not booze, and no more floppy disks.

A sad robot, the mermaid Olympics, and bigfoot in Louisiana.

A big sinkhole, a manure spill, and a sore-loser law.

Hobby horse champions, Boy Wonder to the rescue, and Nick Cannon’s privates.

Hologram doctors, a lottery thief, and prison rats.

A crappy beach, illegal dumping, and gamer beef.