An “intense bowel movement,” a fat cat, and an underwater cemetery.

A large flea population, that’s not booze, and no more floppy disks.

A sad robot, the mermaid Olympics, and bigfoot in Louisiana.

A big sinkhole, a manure spill, and a sore-loser law.

Hobby horse champions, Boy Wonder to the rescue, and Nick Cannon’s privates.

Hologram doctors, a lottery thief, and prison rats.

A crappy beach, illegal dumping, and gamer beef.

Toilet timers, a Zoom snafu, and fire hydrant thieves.

An ash addiction, a quicksand scare, and blocking Mount Fuji.

Elecispoon, Lego thieves, and a lifesaving necklace.