Elecispoon, Lego thieves, and a lifesaving necklace.

A serial slingshot shooter, a super-achiever, and a Poozeum.

Counterfeit body armor, $13 Cartier, and a lone voter in the forest.

A swallowed phone, anticyclones, and a hair crime.

A zebra on the lam, bad tourists, and 50,000 bees.

Solid gold Legos, stoned rats, and Dez-Nuts (yes, Dez-Nuts).

An handsy robot, a hologram husband, and a mysterious monolith.

A tearful Hooters farewell, a MacGyvered lock, and sonic booms.

Florida Man Games, Leap Day fun, and Balls Out Bowling.